It makes me wonder if Emily is a dog person.  

This is another one of those times where the seemingly-required snark of Jezebel just becomes confusing and off-putting.

Lil Bub will forever be my favorite internet cat to ever live. No other internet cat will ever come close to the magnificence that is Lil Bub. She was a magical cat sent from the universe and had so much to give from such a tiny body. She will continue to be magical and help those special cats less fortunate. Rest…

A generation of internet cats is passing. Honestly, when Maru goes, i might take a personal day. 

The headline...

So the person who told Andrew to do the interview got fired for that encouragement.

I want Liz to have a hit list and just cross off every single rich a-hole she makes cry.

Systemic change scares a lot of people. I’ve said it before and I will say again, a significant amount of the American people are suffering from a form of Stockholm Syndrome where they sympathize with their capitalist masters against their own interests. It’s going to take a lot of effort to break that hold.

And don’t forget my personal favorite of the night!

The real reason she was told to stay in the closet was so she could exist as an avatar for men to project their fantasies onto.

This.  I want to read because I read faster than I have to listen.  I want to skip the intro, and get to the list where you number them with a title for each, so i can either extrapolate from the title and skip to the next point, or it interests me enough to read more about it.  Instead, I have to listen to a guy talk…

I don’t know. If I was super duper rich, don’t think for a second I wouldn’t buy a Cher Bob Mackie frock or anything Diana Ross wore from 1970 - 1979 if it went to a charity. May not be able to fit my left thigh into any of them but I would sure would dance the hell out my performances in my living room.

Quit it with the video-only articles. 

You nosy ass rofl

Look, “Fighter” still slaps.

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Trump doing it didn’t surprise me, he’s so fucking dumb. But Melania doing the same thing?  It’s like the Pence water bottle thing, everyone just does what he does.

Every time I read “The Raisens” I start singing “Heard it Through the Grapevine” in my head. Do y’all remember the commercial that had the singing raisins?

Hats fantastic that he finally figured it out.

My mom was right about one thing, “men will move mountains.” If I was unsure about a man or relationship, that was her advice. If he’s throwing up obstacles, he doesn’t really want it and bending over backwards to overcome them all just gets you someone who will roll with it only as long as it's easy for them.