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Oh god I have to read this book every damn day to my toddler

Really fantastic selection this year! Sometimes a few of them are obviously urban legends, but these are all great. Now I have the shivers. It’s a good, warm feeling.

Bieber to his friends: “Hey I bet if I eat this thing sideways, some fool will totally write an article on it”

but it makes me a bit sad to hear Britney try to rationalize the episode

The "work" comment makes them sound like they don't care about her, only her earning power. Charming

I take issue with them encouraging her to “focus on work.” I mean, fine, if that’s what she wants, go for it. But Ariana has been through so much trauma in a short amount of time, maybe she can so relax somewhere out of the public eye and away from all of these toxic people who keep pushing her to produce when it

Can we please, please, PLEASE have text-only versions for those of us who aren’t able to watch videos? Pretty please?

It’s completely preposterous, but these are people with preposterous amounts of money. It’s like if a normal person could get Bill Murray to come to their wine/cheese/karaoke party for 50 bucks.

This is the email he sent them. Hope he never is allowed to be involved with DECIEM ever again.

Let’s find out.
ah—-one.
Two!!!!
Three.

Three.

Horseface.

Does CardiB get along with anyone? It seems like she has a lot of problems with a lot of people and the common denominator seems to be her. 

I absolutely hate listening to him talk about her and their relationship. It reminds me of a really abusive relationship I was in where my boyfriend constantly talked about how he was beneath me and waiting for me to leave him and loved to tell his friends intimate details of our relationship. I couldn’t stand it. When

he is Not Hot.

Those eyes. Frighteningly close together. 

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!

Thank you for finally speaking against Tatum, your stand has inspired in me the courage to say that he has a block head.

it’s amazing to me how EVERY depp fan out there (yes there are many and yes they’re mostly teens) still can’t believe the guy can’t do anything wrong

For every major piece of art produced by a sexual harasser, there are dozens of pieces of arts that could have been produced by their victims, but was not because they were prevented from doing so.

Come on. Give her credit. Nobody fucks people the fuck up like billionaires and their heirs. They do it on a mass scale.