Don’t steal crystal therapy’s thunder. You’re on the take from Big Lemon.

Gimme a break. You can’t even find five Republicans to criticize Trump on-camera. He’s not getting primaried.

Nope. Screw that shit. Screw it with a Shape Of Water dildo.

Kennedy killed himself!

He and Sinatra were tight as rope.. im sure Q wasn’t Made because he wasn’t blood. But he probably forgot more about Cosa Nostra than the feds have on tape

Jones segued into another topic by saying, “You like Brazilian music?”

“the fact that Doritos are disgusting.”

Sure, Jan. Just like JT was never going to do the Prince hologram...

“It’s not a male and female as much as, ‘Are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently?”

The Prosperity Gospel/Just World Hypothesis is very popular with their base, and they’ve deliberately played to that and encouraged it. If bad things happen to you, it’s because you’re a bad person who deserved it.

“Fuck you I got mine” is a core GOP value.

According to Republicans, these are all just people who made poor life choices and expect others to pay for it.

“Yes, America is the greatest country in the world overall.”

It’s because we’re a good Christian nation. Jesus didn’t heal the sick and feed the poor for nothing, ya know? He had a lucrative deal with the money changers in the Temple.

The greatest country in the world, everyone.

The optics were bad. Just bad. He ambushed Questlove, who had no choice. What else was he going to say?

I still don’t understand why they play for him. Out of all the shows, they pick the lamest guy of the bunch.

I read the article without watching the video and agreed with all of this. Then I watched the video and almost died at how embarrassingly awkward it was. That wasn’t even a you did a decent job “It was dope!” but a full-on are you seriously going to make me comment oh god lemme try to pretend not to hate you “It was…