Or like when a guy brags that the waitress at Hooters is totally into him. She’s paid to pretend she likes you, dude, I’m sure as soon as she leaves work, she’d break out the pepper spray and tell you to eff off.

I mean, he’s known for only giving his approval and showing enthusiasm to the highest quality art and people.

He would never have shared the stage with you in life, Justin, you entitled, jumped up, knock-down bargain basement Michael Jackson tribute act twat.

Rest assured, that choreo? Kicked my ass.

I’m here for Janet Jackson appreciation day. The “If” video changed my life, watered my crops, and filed my taxes.

Wow, his career is over now. I guessing Christopher Pummer will replace him on Hart to Hart.

UGH, there were literally two things that got me through last year. Kesha and Fiona the hippo.

Every time I see Lady Gaga, I wonder if that’s Lady Gaga. She keeps altering her face.

My mom (aged mid 60s) hates Trump with a passion and is a Democrat, but she thinks Ivanka is the bees knees and it is 100% because Ivanka is pretty and pretty= good (yeah, my mom is vain like that).

It boggles my mind how many people fall over themselves to give both Melania and Ivanka the benefit of the doubt and yeah, it is absolutely because they are conventionally attractive white women who dress nicely, speak nicely, and get their hair and nails done.

Seriously. They are both scumbags who are every bit as bad as Donald. They stand by him and support him, yet people keep wanting to believe they secretly hate him and are somehow good people. It’s ridiculous.

Her and Ivanka get this pretty white women force field that shields them from their own shitty behavior. Melania pushed the birther issue, made excuses for her husband and decided being rich was worth more than not being an asshole.

I agree that his private life and predilections are 100% his & his family’s business (& that of his partners). Where it moves into the frame of our business is:
A. The fact that he (allegedly) paid her off with campaign cash - as mentioned by LaBrava Radio, and

A sitting POTUS:

If Kimmel were smart he’d film early and get clips out there just before Trump starts the State of the Union. Get him all wound up so he goes off the teleprompter and has a meltdown. #goodtv

I don’t care that she’s technically “legal” he’s a fucking predator. That is so fucking nasty.

Trump himself spreads those rumors. He wants the world to believe he’s a virile and randy sex machine to disguise his incestuous yearnings and lust for teen girls. There’s not a woman on earth who’d voluntarily go anywhere near that shapeless wad of jiggling greasy flab and we all know it. He starts and spreads those…

I have seen multiple versions of this approach today in a variety of places. The Crazy Ex thing is a really excellent way to escape taking responsibility for the failure of a relationship.

Hahaha man that’s the worst. You get really excited, they get really excited, the more excited you get the more they lose control of what they’re doing, you try to wait it out to see if they’ll come back to the really good thing that you just said “don’t stop!” to, but they don’t and it’s RIP lady boner.

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.