Buenos Aires is far enough away that it didn’t feel shaking, and is on far opposite coast of South America so should also be sheltered from the tsunami.

So, does Cartman trick Goodell into eating Brady, or vice versa?

There have been a lot of times since I moved that the only support system I had was Jezebel. Sometimes it has been ugly (whoops on me for commenting on Nikki Minaj and Taylor swift shit). But this is the place I feel safe now.

I am such a passive aggressive person. And I should be better than that. But I learned it from the master (my mother). She is the biggest poor me martyr ever. And I am turning into her. Gross.

Thank you! I think you got me out of the greys.

Sorry you’re feeling down. I hope you cheer up, buttercup! *hugs* I’m trying to lift you out of the greys, but I don’t know if it worked :/

Totally off subject. But I am feeling super down tonight. Just really alone and hopeless.

Marie!

WELL, I JUST SMASHED MY BEER GLASS BY ACCIDENT WHILE MOVING HDMI CABLES.

I love everything about the art for this liveblog. You ladies are doing the Lord’s work, possibly more than anyone on that stage.

I refuse to watch CNN. I’m a raging lefty, yes. But when you watch Fox News at least they’re consistently up to something and open about it. You know exactly what you’re getting yourself into. CNN is just pathetically moronic. Its not that I have any political disagreement with them. Its just that its so stupid, its…

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, the big Indian does not kill Murphy though he tried, so Murphy lives a long life as a vegetable, like forever. The Indian is hunted down for destruction of government property and is killed like a dog.

Hey, keep your sicko fantasies outta this, you pervert!

She is SUPER articulate for a toddler

Grande acknowledged that she was “just human a baby,” and like all humans babies, she’s made some mistakes involving a doughnut shop (who among us can throw the first stone?)

It’d be more like “weed is the worst thing you can do as an MMA athlete. Try steroids”.

Seems to me like the message here is “pot is bad” and “don’t mess with us”.

Crack dealers don’t walk. They run.