Am I the only X-Files fan who never gave a rat’s ass whether Mulder and Scully got together?

And I say we vote you world emperor.

I hope all you bad dudes feel bad for being dudes

If only someone on the flight had spoken jive, all this might have been avoided.

As a woman who really enjoys feeding people, and naturally especially family members, I have to say that this response is the correct response. If you don’t appreciate that shit, it is likely to go away. Not immediately, but there’ll come one day when she thinks, “Eh, I don’t really feel like doing this today, and he…

Why are we making excuses and ignoring the victim here? She was sexually assaulted. She was naive, vulnerable and inexperienced and this trust was abused in the most heinous way possible.

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

This is great news. This game has a really special place in my heart and is the most genuinely frightening game I've played. It does things with its horror that no other game has done and it really does its job. The final 30% is pretty nope. In a good way.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

I haven’t been able to read the word “Diplomatic Immunity” in my own voice since 1989

Looks a bit like Jennifer Connelly’s daughter.

In the world of plastic crack I actually think 100 is a pretty fair price for something like this. There’s a ton of engineering that goes into making this thing in any form that isn’t a statue. The Alien Queen was a 100 too and when you see her sitting there on the shelf she’s worth it.

I’ll say it again. I can’t say her name without doing it in The Swedish Chef’s voice.

Where do you want it?