We’d end up with a compromise; giving up DST would be an individual choice, but failing to do so would result in a tax penalty. Northern states would demand subsidies to implement it, and southern states would refuse to do it even with the subsidies. Businesses would “opt out” and start hanging two clocks, one showing…

Christ. It like he’s auditioning for the part of Sissy Hankshaw in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues.

Looks like a picture of Broken Social Scene from 2004.

Kid looks like a preppy seahorse

Oh yes, I’m sure it won’t be 100% true to the comic universe, but it doesn’t really look like they’re looking to soften Kilgrave — and also I have no idea how making someone a child abductor makes them more palatable. I would think it makes them less, especially in conjunction with his powers and how he uses them.

Yes

Virginia is just Florida with worse beaches.

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Jessica Jones goes live in a month, right on Netflix and will be plastered EVERYWHERE. If you can’t remember you wanted to see it for 4 weeks, I don’t know what that says about you. Sounds like you like to complain even if the thing you’re complaining about isn’t applicable to the thing being talked about.

childish gambino

I will star any and all Terry Pratchett-related comments.

I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, but I will try.

I have a theory/It could be bunnies

Did he just say “that’s toeing the line?”

I feel like this would have more impact if you added ‘Wake up, sheeple!’ on the end.

I am clearly a lady Jesus because I find myself capable of having sympathy for lots of people simultaneously.

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

I bet you also believe those map cell phone companies use to show their service areas.

This one’s going into the “took me a second” Hall of Fame.