I used to work at a financial institution with an ATM in the lobby area. I had a customer come up and swear to me that the ATM “took” her card, despite the fact that the machine was the type where you just place your card in the reader to a point and pull it back out without it ever fully disappearing. In other words,…

Not at all. Asking is fine. Demanding or arguing after you’ve received your answer is not. A shoulder shrug and a different order is a perfectly lovely response.

I mean, is there an actual rule that says you can’t pull the helmet off of your opponent and then slam his unprotected head into the side of it?

“We play both types of music here - country AND western!”

Come on, don’t you remember all those times that news outlets held off on the Super Bowl result until Tuesday because some people have that shit DVR’ed?

I’d imagine it’s embarassing to admit that a little old lady hit you enough to hurt. I’m not saying it should be, mind you, that it probably is.

It doesn’t say what kinds of animals, though. Could just be a box of snakes and spiders. Or mole crickets.

I feel like you could have gotten a couple more shrimp and cocktail sauces in there, honestly.

Um, vocal fillers and other disfluencies are not an indication of intelligence. There’s, like, studies and everything.

I mean, that could be an isolated incident.

Those articles are a huge deal to them because they put forth the idea that playing video games doesn't make you a super special insulated subculture anymore, and that video games are regularly played by females that wouldn't talk to them in school and "cool kids" that were mean to them. This new reality upsets them,…

GamerGate is First World Problems Gone Wild (without girls, ironically, comp).

How is the man himself just saying "nuh uh!" the "other side" of the story? The other side of the story would/will be other teammates/coaches/personal friends/alleged gay family members coming out (heh) in support of Priefer. Meanwhile, the guy's son using "gay" as a pejorative on his Twitter account approximately…