You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Kermit, where was Denise when you were working the sad theater in the 70’s and being heckled every night by old entitled white men? Was she even born?

They came from an hour away with a thirst for loafage,

Renae Plant impresses me as the Dolores Umbridge of pre-school headmasters.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

But really, isn’t it about time we asked “Bruh what?” of all of us?

How do you tell the difference between a worthy cause and political correctness? Seems like PC is a catch-all for complaints that conservatives (mostly) don’t like.

It makes little difference. The toys will be in the same location and sorted the same way, but there won’t be an overhead sign or an aisle sign that says “boys” or “girls”. I’m sure if you’re going there to buy a pink Barbie for Skylyrr, you’ll see all the pink and know where it is. Conversely, if you wanted a racecar…

Counterpoint: What does this hurt?

Apparently you do care, and are easily offended.

You sext your own picture to your bf when you’re 16: SEX OFFENDER

Since when is “Cheney” unpronounceable?

we had all types

Pretty sure we are the leading nation in spoiled kids

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Solid point. /s

For fucking real, though. A fourteen-year-old girl ends up alone on a beach with a twenty-something musician trying to feel her up (or worse), and finds it in herself to physically prevent him from crossing her personal boundary? That’s some superhuman self-assertiveness right there.

Why not just replace those shitty things with actual healthy food? It’s not a binary thing where you have to choose btwn being fat/starving yourself and drinking liquid peoples. Just buy food that isn’t terrible for you.

Your shit still stinks, dude.