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statelyplumpbuckmulligan
statelyplumpbuckmulligan

Yeah, if the stripes are annoying and distracting, they’re doing their job.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

So...you can be written up during your probationary period and still become a state trooper? Isn’t that what the probationary period is for- weeding out people who cannot conduct themselves in a professional way? He was written up for unprofessional conduct at a school, but someone passed him along.

Clearly, he is no angel.

Ah, I’m just sitting here having a schadenfreude moment of remembering the daily 5pm rainstorm in Orlando, getting myself inside as soon as I saw the clouds approaching, and watching dozens of tourists squeal in the sudden shower.

Any Police Procedural that has hit the syndication (100 eps) mark—because that’s the point the writers can relax—sometimes way too much. Although NCIS is a special case, that thing is just so gosh-darn inoffensive that it’s actually kinda hard to work up a dislike for it (it’s like competently cooked vegetarian

Maybe when someone has been locked in a basement their whole lives, you shouldn’t be taking Kimmy Schmidt to the sandwich shop first thing.

These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

I’ve also seen it referred to as a “deep fried abortion” in comment threads before.

If you read BCO regularly, you will not only discover that yes, there are people that stupid, but there are other people who will come here and attempt to justify said behavior.

Rachel McAdams is going to cameo as Doreen Green.

The Playboy Club isn’t the Playboy mansion. It was a chain of hotels. They were actually family friendly in a late 70s/early 80s kind of way. I went to the one in Atlantic City a couple of times and the waitresses were dressed like Playboy Bunnies and I loved touching their tails. I thought it was just fun. What were

So basically, he victimized enough women to almost provide a decent sample size to do a proper study on the effects of rape.

Not all of them by a long shot. Just the ones who he couldn’t threaten into silence. I’m sure Cosby’s actual number of victims is probably in the 100’s. He’s likely been doing this since he was a teenager. He’s 78, that’s 60+ years of victimizing.

I love the open chair at the end of the line. It’s silently implying so many things. Because you KNOW there are more out there. And more women that will be raped by others. It's almost an open invitation to other victims to feel like they could step up and join those women who were able to come forward.

grandma is a bitch and i hope she died soon thereafter.

A few years ago, I was in the middle seat on a crowded flight. This massive dude ambles down the aisle and plops next to me. Bad start. The second we’re in the air, he reaches into his briefcase and brings out this incredibly worn manila folder. It has so many overlapping stains (coffee? alcohol? organic matter?) you

Look, I was going through a bad break-up, OK?

I mean I can’t think about this story without laughing but I imagine others on the plane thought it was awful.

There was this adorable little pigtailed girl who was I feel like around 4 years old...? The plane takes off, and like she looks really nervous all of the sudden and her parents are comforting her and telling