Since Colin is so interested in facts: In 2014, there were 83 Dominican born players on the opening day 25-man rosters of baseball’s 30 teams. That’s 9%. American born players made up just under 74%.

To be fair... if this were “real” I would watch the hell out of it.

It’s well within fair use since the images are intended to be humorous and couldn’t be construed to be part of the Star Wars franchise.

I think this falls under Fair Use because it’s parody.

As an aside from the quality of items in the “sale” (which has been well stated), am I the only one that hates the way Amazon arranges their sales? This jumbled, sidescrolling crap is awful. The ‘sort by’ helps a bit but overall it’s really clumsy and off-putting.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Literally what

I give you props for this. Nay — Jello Pudding Props.

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

I mean, I suppose it adds up quickly if you’re eating the whole bag in one sitting*.

Well you could argue that the Nazis in HH were the “villains” and portrayed as bumbling idiots, whereas the Duke boys (proud confederate flag lovin sobs) were the “heroes” in their show. So I don’t think that is an equal comparison.

I just can’t bring myself to treat anyone whose day is ruined by the absence of Dukes of Hazzard reruns as a serious adult.

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

Oh my god! I may be allergic to red! I am one of those people I hate!

TBH he probably just wanted to take his time with Game of Thrones.

A better man could have. I know my limits.

I feel like you could have gotten a couple more shrimp and cocktail sauces in there, honestly.

God I love Thomas’s opinions. He’s that guy who is 100% proof-positive that he’s the smartest guy in the room but keeps mispronouncing the SAT words he peppers into his speech. It’s amazing when he wakes up long enough to show his ass from the bench.

What’s next, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO MARRY DOGS?

Unless you own the parking lot, it is by definition not your problem. You don’t “have a right” to a space more than anyone else. Seeking needless confrontation is stupid in any circumstance.