This video has better production value than most Uwe Boll creations, and the actor’s really emoting. I’m impressed.

No. I know a lot of teachers, and they’re amazing people. Even the ones who have been doing it for a long time. Some people just start out shitty.

Bless her heart, in the Name of Allah, the Most Compassionate, the Most Merciful.

Sounds like that Principal could really benefit from a talk on respecting everyone regardless of differences.

will result in a dramatic drop in skin cancer

It must be noted that Clarence Thomas was the 1 in the 8-1 vote in a case that Scalia said was “really easy.”

Or put in a pool that is only 6” deep rather than 6’. You still get the landscaping benefit with considerably less water.

I understand a New Yorker’s disdain for sandals considering the filth of the city in which you reside and the grounds on which it exists.

So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

Rape is included in sexual assault, but is not the same thing. Nobody here is saying that men are not sexually assaulted, or that it’s not a big deal when this happens to them. Someone who attempts to force themselves on a person—such as what happened to you— and fails will probably try again and succeed. That’s why…

There’s a pretty big area between ‘I hate this show and will no longer watch’ and ‘everything’s fine.’ Critical analysis should be perfectly fine.

Worked at Starbucks for 2 years and never corrected anyone on the sizing names and never saw any of my coworkers correct anyone. If someone asked for a small, they got the smallest coffee. I’m not an idiot. I know what small means. But what I did see constantly was customers pretending to be all confused/offended by…

See now, I don’t get this. Do you also go to McDonald’s and order a “Double Decker Patty Sandwich With Special Sauce On A White Bun Adorned With Small Seeds Often Associated With Asian Cuisine”?

I never understood why the Starbuck’s system is viewed as being so difficult for some, and others will STAND THEIR GROUND about not using it. We had TONS of people coming in going “I JUST WANT A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE!!!! NONE OF THIS TALL/GRANDE LATTE BULLSHIT!!! CAN YOU JUST GET ME A REGULAR CUP OF COFFEE, NOW!!!!!!”

I met Lisa Loeb and she told me that she loved my glasses and my dress! Later I looked at the picture I got with her and realized it’s probably because I looked exactly like her that night

That’s too bad because I’m using Amy Poehler for WORST celeb encounters. Hate to burst your bubble but I waited on her once at a restaurant and this little girl came up to ask for an autograph. Amy took her steak knife, plunged it into the girls throat, and then proceeded to cut out her heart and eat it with A1 sauce.…

John Waters is really nice! He's so polite and lovely!

lol, nice, but now it’s $15 per week for prescription drugs to fix it

Loose is the most disturbing description of tartar sauce I have ever heard.

also who the fuck eats only 4 nuggets