Interestingly, I’ve done “fried” eggs in the microwave as well as part of my budget Egg McMuffin. Not as good as the real thing, and there is of course cleanup involved, but again - budget.

Back when offices were a thing, I loved making microwave popcorn using Alton Brown’s paper bag method. Always fun seeing people freak the fuck out when you staple a brown bag and toss it into the microwave without a care in the world.

Or Nic Cage.

You could probably get (checks wikipedia) Shinji Tōdō to play him. 

Sable isn’t in the WWE HOF.

There is way too much history for that to be a good idea.

McDermott is/was the best thing on this season. Everything else is a distant second, and might actually be below getting hit by a bus.

If Vince kept Paige on brand after video of her allowing her boyfriend to ejaculate on the NXT Women’s Championship belt, then the thing keeping Chyna out of the Hall of Fame isn’t her doing porn.

It’s in part because of the porn career. But it’s also because McMahon seems to have unwritten rules limiting the number of deceased inductees each year. 

A GOAT? Not even close. As much as I respect what Chyna accomplished, she was never a great wrestler.

Goddamit Barry!

You're here for the kinja. 

I would’ve put money on that. Good thing I didn't  

I prefer the humid heat over the dry heat, but ymmv. 

Let us know how it tastes when you get your hands on one!

And here i figured that “You’re not ready for what’s coming” was referring to Jagr’s mullet. 

I wonder if it will stay crispy after they microwave the sandwich prior to serving...

My daughter is heavily into K-Pop so she lets me know the terms I need to know. 

I feel like Marvel is not even going to bother trying to get The Eternals shown in China.

Side of Butter please!