And I’m a huge Black Pink-stan.

I’m come here for the kinja snark, and then I watch the episode. I think it’s more enjoyable that way.

I don’t remember if Ollie had roughly the same sequence?

Finally, somebody has beaten Bobby Flay. 

In other words, it's a non-Legends AVClub article. 

The usual theme park inflation, I guess. 

Of course. I mean, that is completely how it works, right?

Pretty sure Nick Zano had a closer resemblance to JFK than the actor they got. 

The byline should explain everything. 

Good to hear. 

RIP Deadspin. 

I’m pretty certain it checks out if you use Steiner math.

This sounds pretty good. And I’m not gonna lie, it’s probably something that I might just drink “deconstructed”, because I’m impatient.

I think “getting hit by a bus” was missing from the list as well. 

Always found it weird that a copy of Ed the Sock got so popular. 

I use it in stir-fried brussels sprouts (which I cut into discs) or cabbage. Like Aimee, I’ll add it to meat sauces to punch things up a bit.

Finally we can get another Access series. 

And now I’m reminded of the time that Dolph Lundgren did a fucking great performance of “A Little Less Conversation”.

Does that work if you don’t have a dog?

Some of those, specifically the ones who actually appeared on the show, make sense. The others... yeah, not sure.