::reads article::

Yeah, this seems relevant:

Well I learned a lot about my marriage in the process.  We’re getting divorced.

Probably because an 8-hour series is a much better match for the amount of content in a lot of novels than a 2-hour movie.

The better question is “why do we keep trying to cram an entire book into two hours and then being surprised when it doesn’t work?”

A single season of TV is more able to actually adapt a book. If you don’t understand that, then maybe you’re an idiot?

I’m sorry, can we just retire the baffling lie that this is what cable always was? Cable is the thing where you want to watch ESPN, so you also have to pay for A&E, USA, five music channels, six kids channels, and three cooking channels despite not wanting any of them.

I don’t really listen to podcasts, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that podcasts probably make money from advertising.

SOARRY I’m SO SOWRRY I did it!! Go Leafs!

Ouch!

“He is welcome to play my asshole, brother.”

It actually is, as a live show.

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Yeah well one time my tennis instructor dragged me for the Cash Me Ousside girl.  That wasn’t fun either, Chris.

Unfortunately, his Peloton instructor couldn’t hear Nolan’s response because the background music drowned out his words.

To be fair, Rodgers got through his first five minutes of his Jeopardy hosting gig without tearing his Achilles tendon, so he did have more success there than he’s had at football recently.

Monica is illegally subletting from her grandma or aunt or something. Chanlder makes a lot of money. And I assume Ross did too.

The response I heard just said that he was Groot.

Has fear of retconning ever stopped Marvel before? 

He’s married to one of the most desirable women in the world, so, yes, something.

Doctor Strange actually saw two outcomes where they beat Thanos, but he likes Scott so he didn’t want to mention the second unless he really had to.

I don’t know why you would need to recast one Kang, just give Kang a recognizable facial scar and cast as many people as you need as different Kangs who all have the scar, there were alligator and Richard E. Grant Lokis, the Kangs don’t all have to be the same