Feels about right. Especially the delivery fee despite not having anything delivered. 

I figured that they'd just have Jaden do it. 

Whilst plugging an American mobile provider. Which seems odd, but had Mint started in Canada they no doubt would’ve been crushed by the three-headed mobile phone monster up here.

Maybe Beebo is Canadian. 

It would be hard to get Andre the giant to read this year as he is dead, not mostly dead.

I feel like this is an attempt to try and get the rest of Canada to give a shit about Calgary. Not gonna happen.

Falk, I’m not sure. Andre, however, is the easy one:

I hope he took comfort in the fact that Andre the Giant did not participate. In fact, I don't even think he was asked to. 

We’ll check in with you on that in November.

First thing I thought of.

First thing I thought of.

I saw this on the news this morning. I know he probably did this as a way to lighten everyone’s day, but he is certainly not wrong. In fact, I feel like going out and ordering a pound of wings and some saucy nugs in his honour.

Agreed. We’ll need to go out for beers and eat something other than pizzas, I think.

This is a good idea for DIY pizza right here.

Your rules make sense for a thin crust pizza. But I like a variety of styles, so your rules are a bit too limiting for me.

I think this is the unifying thing. You can love or hate pineapples on pizza. You can even be indifferent about it.

More like the French’s ketchup (it’s a thing!) of pineapples.

Basically sounds like a tiny step up from provel...

Seriously. Plain old white bread?