Related: I don’t want to think about Big Sausage.

They did. It's called Fox News. 

Guess Will Smith and Janet Hubert’s relationship is still a wee bit frosty.

I can't be certain, but this might describe almost all of Alberta. 

We’ll need him in 2021, when we get the mandate of Prime Minister Erin O’Toole. Probably could use him for whatever scandal Trudeau gets into between now and whenever the no confidence vote goes against him. 

and yet i saw him just down a raw egg once on grocery games - i’m not sure what was happening but he cracked one into a plastic container and just straight-up shoved it down his gullet. maybe he’s working on egg aversion in therapy.

Why would any sane person look forward to this?

Any m&c that comes with powdered cheese is inferior.

I like my KD, but if I’m home alone and I’ve got time I’m certainly gonna try doing some fancy-ass version of it.

Wait, Guy doesn’t like eggs, one of the world’s most perfect foods and most versatile ingredients? Is he my Mom?

Is it too much to ask for them to give this the Legends WTFN treatment?

DJ: “I suppose you want to know Hawkman’s origin story?”

I think I'd much rather have Pizza Pizza if I'm going for mediocre pizza place wings. And Pizza Nova does a better job, taste wise, but the wings are tiny. 

The Canadian Team was robbed. 

I think “Rampaging” and “Vancouver Canucks" happened a few years ago. 

I just wish they (and the Presidents of the USA) would’ve quit trying to convince us that Cleveland rocks.

Can't be worse than their coffee.

So what you're trying to say is that the Rock made a shit-tonne of money because people are smelling what he's got cooking. 

I’d forgotten about these guys...

If he calls out Anne Murray, Canada will most certainly declare that we’re sending a STERNLY worded letter saying “Sorry, but we’re going to have to ask you to stop that.”