The loss of Roe is turning out to be no big deal. We all panicked for nothing. I’ll eat some crow and admit Ruth Bader Ginsburg was smarter than I gave her credit for.

Nancy P and Hillary Clinton are kinda bland. Unfortunately Randolph and Liberal George were banned long ago. They were the good guys.

Yes, it was a failure of imagination by Thiel, and by every other wealthy media interest. These sites plus the Kinja commenting system can be popular and socially relevant again, and they wouldn’t be expensive to acquire.

But the free market is exactly why I believe Crystal would succeed as editor. Nobody generates reader engagement like Crystal. She doesn’t even post very often yet she’s still the superstar of this site.

I don’t think he’d lose money, not with Crystal in charge.

It’s mean-spirited snark like this article that will provoke Elon to buy the G/O Media sites and hire Crystal Jewell as editor-in-chief of Jezebel. Maybe it’s for the best. I think Crystal might be a good editor.

Russian trolls have been suppressing voter turnout in Iowa. Iowa is perceived as this hotbed of rabid conservativism, but that’s a false perception created by Russian troll interference. Iowa is really quite moderate.

Meh. Back in 2019 the common theory about TomatoFace was that he was a staff invention to drive reader engagement. He wasn’t. I researched Tomato’s comment history and discovered that most of the regular commenters on Kinja don’t know jack shit about the history of this place.

I wouldn’t hold it against the staff if it’s they who are ungreying Crystal. Crystal has astonishing star power given how infrequently she posts. Even during her busiest periods Crystal will post only 2 or 3 times per week. Most weeks she doesn’t post at all. She’ll go a month or two without posting. And yet she…

Crystal’s post is actually good news. It means the Ukrainian counteroffensive must be enjoying great success, otherwise Putin wouldn’t be so desperate to diminish the supply of much-needed 155mm howitzer shells for the Ukrainian Army.

Learn to troll. Shit-tier trolling can be automated but not the good stuff.

Crystal Jewell is a Russian troll, so it doesn’t make sense that she would be the same person as Hillary Clinton, who is warning Jezebel readers about Russian trolls.

Crystal is an Iowan who believes American democracy is a waste of her time.

I suspect Elon has put TomatoFace on the payroll. The AOC parody Twitter account is an old account that was active through May 2019, then went inactive for 4 years. Reviving inactive accounts from 2019 is classic Tomato SOP. It’s been happening here at Kinja. Coincidence? Perhaps.

Has anyone seen Crystal Jewell lately? I’m worried about her. I know she received a lot of angry threats on this site.  Let’s just hope she turns up soon.

Crystal Jewell is a Tomato Troll.  The others on your list are just crappy generic trolls.

Just two days ago Crystal expressed misgivings about her daughter Julia’s infatuation with Russian tennis players Elena Rybakina and Maria Sharapova, as well as Julia’s general affinity for Russophilic behavior.

No. You don’t want an aspiring Mussolini like DeSantis to get a stranglehold on the apparatus of a major political party. He will install loyalists throughout party leadership and we’ll never get rid of him.

Can we cut to the chase and just admit that Donald Trump is the only thing standing between us and the unvarnished fascism of Ron DeSantis?

That’s not me. Could be a fan. If so, I wish him/her much success.