On the one hand, you have a man who comments some. Or a lot. Depends on who you ask. And who frequently appears as one of the default “top comments”.

But you know who would put together this response to being called Meteor?

That seems ... relevant.

You’re such a fucking chode but I have to admit that I chortled at this.

Different people want different things out of online media. Some want to engage with others. A reasonably adept reader could read the content posted on Jezebel on most days (i.e. when there aren’t long form articles with a lot to unpack) in, I dunno, 20-30 minutes?

But what would Jane Genova think of all this.

I really don’t have a dog in this fight, but from the perspective of “easiest way to be most read commenter” the answer is definitely to be the most visible under the default Kinja settings.

That’s fair enough.

Why CAN’T I get fresh chicken and grass fed beef? Does me being poor mean I can have the nice shit every once in a while?

My experience with it when I was younger was that families often times weren’t able to plan meals rigidly and carefully enough (i.e. those “practically free” meals you mention) to allow them the space in their budget to buy fresh cuts of meat on SNAP because they buy all your other ingredients and items at their…

You just ruined my occasional fancy for spam done up the way Hawaiians like it, fried with eggs and rice.

Spam looks like a prime cut of steak in comparison to what most canned meat looks like.

Most importantly, recipients would receive canned meat. WTF is canned meat?

One thing that’s sort of funny to think about is the thought of D&D not being this thing that you have to stumble through and figure out yourself, and maybe even getting into the more complex and darker parts earlier than you should, the idea of it being a hobby passed from parents to kids.

What’s funny is the mask they replaced Vetter’s “We the People” Constitution mask with featured the head of a screeching bald eagle. I’m not quite sure how that’s less propaganda-ish than the Statue of Liberty, but I also wouldn’t mind it if we required them to avoid any sort of imagery altogether in favor of…

And so Prince Harry’s fetish for portraying jackbooted fascist thugs was finally thwarted.

At my job, there’s actually a lot of biracial people that are in more leadership opportunities, and I think about that. I’m like, ‘Well, is that because there’s something about their whiteness and our whiteness that is giving us space to communicate and that’s why we’re getting promotions and why we’re moving…

Imagine a world where every day people didn’t understand the importance of desegregation in the fight for equality?

Ones who wind up losing civil suits that involve punitive damages?

Easy for you and me to say, but if you want that award so you can get on with your life in the aftermath of having a spouse or a child unjustifiably shot by a police officer, 25% of the wages of some dude making $11.50 as a night security guard at a Wal-Mart is not a lot of money.