So, Keenum is a free agent after the journeyman turned in a magical season that no front office in its right mind would count on him repeating.

Screw that. I want a new Skate or Die.

Or just limit the number of tables that can be reserved. Then people will still show up on a lark, so on a truly busy night if you’re nearly the restaurant these places are claiming to be, filling tables from no-shows won’t be a problem because you’ll have a crowd of people hoping to get in anyways.

That’s such a laughably bad reading of consumer psychology I don’t even know where to start.

I got to the seat rental contract part, and that’s about it, because I’m not going to tell some dipshit of a fuckface of a maitre’d that I didn’t make my reservation because I have a sick kid.

You have your own personal copy of the Willie Lynch Letter and the gay agenda. Stay woke.

I think we’ve identified the problem.

Seat rental contracts. Haha. You’re adorable.

Eh, there are a lot of weasel words laced throughout this article, so forgive me if I’m a bit cynical about the restaurants being helpless in all of this.

I tend to be of the opinion that highlighting your pun with quotes or italicizing it is quite gauche, but if you take another gander at my comment and are still struggling, I’ll be happy to oblige.

Why don’t you just go surf the internet and find out for yourself?

All of this is great, the only thing I’d say is worth noting is that you’re not going to get around the fact that summer’s always going to be the time when the most people are seeing the most movies.

I’d be perfectly okay with saying groin shots should be grounds for a do not pass go, do not collect your current game check and go straight to Pete Rose-land style career ender.

No dispute that they’re out to make money and that there are psychological risks at play, but that’s why you write about it. To explain what it means to someone, to show them how the math can work, and also, what the pitfalls are.

Yeah, tends to happen with colonized countries.

Denise’s death was more disturbing to me than Glenn’s. Not so much the arrow through the eye part, or because I knew Glenn’s was coming, but the whole neurological twitch where she repeated her final word part.

Any employer who hires Harmon for a customer-facing role is going to get annihilated by social media boycotts.

I don’t care if his wife and children were in the building

As usual, you can watch the whole event in its entirety on NBC’s site. Or, you could live in basically any other country on the planet and have watched it live in full.where a two hour ceremony is relatively interesting enough to air unabridged.

Are they really concerned with it though, or is it something else?