I tend to agree, but at some point, if an addiction is barring your relationship from functioning properly, the person needs to stop or be prepared for it to be over.

Were you under some weird assumption you could “fix” her horrible non-addiction to a non-habit forming substance?

Definitely less than $40 million a year, but the thing is, my “Fuck You” amount of money is way lower than Goodell’s.

And coupons for a free bison burger at Fuddruckers!

Now you’re just making shit up about me because you want to continue living in a blinkered echo chamber.

Conservative?

Look out heart disease. Alcohol poisoning is coming for your crown as the leading cause of death among Americans.

Finance only ranks an 8?

The only time I’ve ever thought I would give my kid alcohol is if he came home one night and I could smell it on his breathe.

No I’m not but because you’re a mouthbreathing fuckwit, you can’t tell that.

It sounds like the AJC was studying HBCUs specifically, which, for an Atlanta newspaper, seems like a relevant thing to study.

Damon, you better be careful. The human cheek wasn’t meant to stand up to that kind of pressure for two weeks, man.

how to watch the President impress commentators by not just screaming the F-word for an hour:

Seems like these days it’s almost impossible to graduate in 4 years.

There are some video game levels that will haunt you forever.

On the one hand, it’s a stupid spectacle that no one should have to sit through.

I bet they do some amount of diaper changing. We don’t really live in Downton Abbey era England anymore. Even super rich people want some privacy with their family sometimes. Sometimes.

Eh, when you’re running around in $20 jeans and a raggedy t-shirt doing errands, it doesn’t matter if the kid sprays juice all over themselves and you.

I’d bet that Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are both pretty big Nikki Haley fans. She’s basically a slightly more intelligent version of Sarah Palin, and they love here.

Haley’s done enough stupid shit to hang around her neck to sink her to not need resort to lame, poorly sourced and sordid rumors.