Jennifer Lawrence will play HRC...at her current age. Judging by her film trajectory thus far, she’ll be playing women in their sixties in a couple of years, so she’s right on track.

I finished it, but man... the first 75% was so tedious. The movie looks much better.

The intern with her yesterday was wearing Yeezys, so I don’t think they’re doing too badly.

After 2 years living in college with one of my childhood best friends, I noticed that he may have bought toilet paper 2, in total.

Netflix and vibrators:

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

My best story is someone else’s too! A guy I know was renting a house with a friend of his and having a lot of moderately wild parties. At one of them the local drug dealer turned up to, ah, peddle his wares. And stayed. For three months they shared a house with some random thug type they were scared to ask to move…

Still better than trump.

....Except Ice Cube, who’s debut album AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted chronicled the tension of a pre-Rodney King Los Angeles boiling over into a full-on riot.

Go, our billionaires! Beat their billionaires!

So absurdly happy for Rami Malek. I think I screamed when his name was announced.

So damn happy for Rami Malek, Tatiana Maslany (surprise!), and JLD. GoT is kind of a yawn for me at this point. I do so wish Outlander had been nominated for SOMETHING.

I’m sure you wrote this post before Julia gave her speech, but her dad died 3 days ago.

I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

You lost me at “pro tip” and “waaaayy” yet I persevered to get through your silly comment. I’m strong like that!

Um...did you really take that seriously?

A bit and it makes me sad.

I feel he often plays devil’s advocate when interviewing people on his show. I desperately want to believe it’s so he can kind of be the voice of a lot of right wing viewers and give the guest a chance to explain things to dumb conservatives but he often goes so far I wonder if he actually just is this person.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

He’s hackish.