Shit, grease the floors of any chain restaurant or Walmart and we could be there tomorrow.

“... IF you’re offended ...” Remember, they always want to leave room for those who actually liked the racism.

“I only used a figure of speech, one that isn’t actually the original usage of the phrase at all. This situation reminds me of something we say back where I come from: ‘The only good n—— is a dead n——.’ WAIT I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, WHY U SO OFFENDED?”

Mohandas Gandhi, outside linebacker.

“Jogging shorts”?

Just wondering if you read the above article about Purdue that this Californian gentleman was commenting on.

McNair: “I’m genuinely sorry. That was out of line. Please accept my apology Trey.”

He was going to go with “We can’t have the slaves running the plantation” but his sensitivity training clicked in.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

Dial 911? Whoah Einstein! That’s three whole numbers in a row. Whaddya think we are? Some sort of engineerin’ school with them fancy abacuses and whatnot?? Take yer big city ways outta the Hoosier state. We got no room for yer ARABIC numbers here!

Isn’t Mike Pence from Indiana? I’m not sure anything in Indiana could be described as adequate.

Pressed for specifics, Harbaugh was dismayed at the lack of whole milk. Good for the bones, he said. Probably.

Late-career Andre Miller was hella fun, though. BACK DAT AZZ UP.

Walton is just following the example of his mentor Derek Fisher, who never worried about Matt Barnes’ missus either.

Jason Kidd is what, one of the best ten PGs in league history? Comparing Lonzo to him is absurd. Lonzo would be damn lucky to have a Fat Lever-level of NBA career.

“Lonzo is like jazz, you have to pay attention to the shots he’s not missing.”

“Lonzo, you are going to take this 3 and knock it down,” Walton said he told the rookie. “And he liked it. He didn’t make it, but he walked back to me and said, ‘Coach, I am going to hit the next one.’ And he missed the next one too.”

Basically no sports are revenue generating at Canadian universities. Canadian universities still have sports because they recognize that sports are good.

Could be worse, their players could be kneeling during the national anthem.

The Girardi firing is a mistake. Cashman wants a statistics guy (like Girardi) who’s a company man (like Girardi) and who is good with developing young talent (like Girardi).