I feel like for the good of his career, and his ability to not look like a total fool, at some point Lonzo has to wise up and say “Pops, chill”*...right?

Lonzo doesn’t necessarily deserve 82 games of torture

I remember when Embiid played 32 NBA minutes in a single night for the first time ever. Oh, wait. No. No, I don’t.

I imagine the Sixers medical staff isn’t much different than my 3-year-old giving me a checkup in her Doc McStuffins coat.

Well, that and his free throws. But the funny thing with him is that virtually anything a player can do on a basketball court, he can be a 10/10 if he just focuses on it. Which is just unfair.

I wonder whether the Lakers would ever consider trying sign this fellow.

This is how I’ve felt about Columbus for the last 17 years.

Apparently, Rudy CAN fail.

I’m never going to get used to that logo/uniform. Or the team name. Everything about this team seems like it belongs in a big-budget movie about professional hockey that wasn’t able to get an NHL licensing agreement.

Let’s Check In On The Knicks

Ceci n’est pas un Kinja.

As a Clippers fan I am really enjoying the way Griffin is playing and will continue enjoying it until his season-ending injury in a few games.

Michael Sweetn—*gets shot*

Because of how the All Star game works now.

John Lackey’s let out farts longer than this game.

How are two NL teams playing in the World Series?

(moves the goal posts yet again)

David Silva is so adorable.

C’mon man, it’s British.

You think saying “you may make tens of millions of dollars at a game I wanted to be good at but was horrible at, but I spent my own money making a shoe that everyone laughs at” is a good own?