Being a diehard Caps/Nats fan is easily, EASILY the worst part of my existence. And now the Wizards are becoming a perennial playoff team... God help me.

Washington: First in war, first in peace, and last in the American League.

In my experience, you say, “Hey dipshit, I can puke in the restroom or I can puke by the soda fountains. At this point, I don’t give a shit anymore.” And then the 16-year-old cast member calls security and you’re banned from California Adventure.

Here’s the thing that a shocking number of bros can’t seem to understand, and it’s like, the most fundamental rule of comedy: edgy and offensive is generally fine if you’re punching up, it’s never ok if you’re punching down. I know that limits the jokes that can be made by cis white dudes, but consider it literally…

I am somewhat non-native. I grew up in Baltimore (Orioles-Ravens-Wizards fan who doesn’t watch Hockey). The term is relatively new and nobody even agrees what it means. Is Baltimore part of the DMV? Is Richmond? I still think of waiting in line to get my license renewed every time I hear it.

I tried to watch the SVP sportscenter a couple months ago and couldn’t figure out how SC turned into a late night talk show about gambling so fast without anyone noticing.

The license plate shit-talking in the region is fantastic, speaking of which.

EMINENT DOMINION

TBF, Steinberg is worthy of the admiration.

I’m not saying Lovie was all that great,

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

Barstool is dumb and unfunny, but IMO it would be just another dumb and unfunny website (like The Chive and BroBible) if it weren’t for the fact that its fanbase is an atrocity. “Stoolies” are worse than cult-members when it comes to blindly, unreservedly, and violently defending their Dear Leaders. They append…

This is the correct take. District Taco is really good, and their breakfast tacos are killer, but I had much better Mexican food in Des Moines, Iowa.

A place with far fewer Mexicans.

I remember when PFT said he was going to Barstool someone on twitter said that it would be like if Colbert moved from Comedy Central to Fox News. I think that’s about right.

up until about two weeks ago i was part of the group that excused big cat and pft as being different from the rest of barstool

Thank god ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is still anonymous. Last I heard, he was going to the dentist drunk.

I just asked my two year old son where I should go. He said “Hi!”

I’ll take Knowing Your Audience for 1000 please, Alex.

Kyrie Irving gets backdoored more often than Sasha Grey.