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Having never heard of “Brandon Allen”, I assume he is at least 7 feet tall and threw for more interceptions than touchdowns in college

yeah and those guys never even got Gregg Williams the hell out of town

Quinn literally is having John Fox’s career all over.  D coordinator for a Super Bowl team gets hired, makes a Super Bowl immediately as a head coach, team becomes a joke after deflating loss to Patriots, guy gets fired but will always have a GM willing to hire him because that one Super Bowl happened 

Its refreshing to at least have a guy willing to stand before the media and admit to fucking up by trying to be clever.  

Ok seriously the Bears keep acting like last year was the first time a missed field goal happened in a playoff game. And it was a wild card game. I get it, it sucks but it happens. My Ravens had Lee Evans drop a touchdown that would have sent us to the Super Bowl followed by a missed field goal that would have at

I mean, like, props for not fumbling the handoff.  

Counterpoint:  Without the replay that call almost certainly goes Oklahomas way due to the combination of big school bias and refs being super concerned about being seen as halting momentum.  Kansas State deserved the win and I don’t know much about their team but few will probably go pro or have a real career and a

its telling that the most fun and successful Bears offense of the Trubisky era was predicated entirely on keeping the ball out of his hands as much as possible.  More gimmick end arounds and halfback passes pls

Would be a great signing for any contender with depth/quality issues at receiver.  I’d love a guy like Gordon on the Ravens because hes not a slow tight end or inconsistent rookie.  Just a dude who can make plays on the ball

and I personally think its pretty damn impressive that Bowles coaxed 5 win seasons out of that Jets roster.  If you look at the offense the year before they drafted Darnold, people were legitimately saying they could go 0-16.  

pssshhh its not even that big

And it turns out that Brandon Gregory was just Bobby Valentine with a fake mustache 

I remember an Eric Dickerson interview where he basically says he went to SMU because his mom liked their offer the most.  He also said some booster for an unnamed school offered him a fucking oil well to commit.  So yeah, SMU committed the cardinal sin of getting good too fast 

Brandon Williams back stuffing the run and Jimmy Smith should be back soon.  With Peters, Humphrey and Smith, you have three very good corners.  This defense is about to be pretty dang good

Its gotta be demoralizing for a defense to routinely do everything right and have Lamar run 15 yards to convert a third down.  The Ravens are consistently having scoring drives of 10+ plays that last 7-10 minutes and just exhausting a defense.  I’m interested to see if any D coordinator starts trying something new

Nah he’d be bonding with Guice at the team doctors right now while Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors figure out if the infection will cause him to lose a leg

of all the coordinator positions he only got because his dad hired him, this was probably his least favorite

I’m not even a Vikings fan but I get pissed every time they show the “original” hail mary because its like the most blatant offensive pass interference ever.  

Its the same reason we get to watch Notre Dame get punked every time they get ranked top 5 after beating schools like the Idaho Jesuit Academy for the Deaf.  Stupid people will always believe the overblown hype enough to be crushed when the team plays like, a real team

Give Switzer a little credit, coaches have lost Super Bowls with the level of talent he was working with.  He wasn’t Tyronn Lue hanging onto LeBrons coattails