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Daily check-in since 2008.  This is going to unleash so many attorneys back to actually billing. Dear god.  

Not only that but the have spent years mocking a division rival over a missed field goal from 2 decades ago...this is all just Karma.

I just read in another thread that they closed off that address. Maybe this one still works?

Much like Lauren isn’t saying that the Broncos are trying to kill Joe Flacco, I’m not suggesting that emailing g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com with complaints about the current media strategy will send it to the chucklefucks responsible for making these decisions.

Plot twist, this was all an elaborate scheme by Elway to kill Joe’s career for good after the mile high miracle in 2012. 

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers

Have you met the quarterback?

They know you’re running the football, so you lose three, four yards, so that wasn’t even in our process as coaches to think about that.

You were right. I called her. I told her how I am married now but think about her every day. I asked if she felt the same and all she had to say was THE MOBILE SITE FUCKING SUCKS.

Counter:  Missed go-ahead kicks in the final seconds of games are indeed the reason why games are lost.  Because you see, if the kick had been made, they’d have won.

I haven’t seen a team member fuck over their own team that bad since Gawker’s mobile web designer.

Apparently this is why we need a wall on the Colorado border.

The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

Croll Tried!

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“This has never happened before, I swear.”