I only go to titty bars based on their Yelp reviews.

Because sometimes the tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of whoever the fuck happens to be around.

If only there was a good guy with a gun there to protect everyone. Guess not too many guns in Texas.

The most popular man in the world, the greatest in sport, voluntarily lost it all to stand up for what he believed in.

We are all blessed to have seen him.

What every anonymous shit-talking Kinja burner strives so hard to be, and wind up sounding like George Costanza and his “jerk store" burn.

+ .13

That settles it. New (drinking) game for the NBA Finals: Any time Dellavedova touches the ball yell “RUMSPRINGA!” (and take a drink).

Man, you guys seem really eager to toss Dellavedova under the bus today, and all because he had the temerity to give some Amish kids a few cans of Yuengling.

21st time in MLB history that a club had overcome a double-digit deficit

Begun, the Dick-and-Balls-Thumping Wars have.

A screaming three-point shot comes across the sky. It has happened before (last year, when Love & Irving were out), but there is nothing to compare it to now.

I figured Green would fire the first salvo in the Dick and Balls war, but should have known it’d be Delly.

KerrPow!!

It’s deeper than this guy realizes. The short version:

LeBron James wears 23

Why would I ever go down to the train tracks when you never invite me over?

I believe that Pat Burrell likes to be beat a little bit every now and again.

There’s something vicious and wonderful about not wanting to improve your own team, but rather to smother another team’s dynasty in the crib.

I’d stop the Patriots from taking Tom Brady. Fuck ‘em.