I mean its horrible to admit but I wouldn’t be surprised if cutting off your dreads decreased the likelihood of being shot dead for no reason

Analyst DAN ORLOVSKY?!  I mean he could be fine but christ

The debut of the wildcat was fun as hell

Brett Hundley forever 

I’m sure he appreciates all the free time he now has to do more cocaine

I would consider a cocaine dealer who promised me it would make me immune to sunburn to be too sketchy to buy from 

Come back to me when there is some now illegal dick pill featuring a fully nude Tom Joad 

Video Game Characters from Street Fighter hence I assume STREE OVERLORD


GRANDPA 

I know!  The initial post is vaguely safe for work so I didn’t link it but damn.  

With those guys I remember lines in verses and individual bars but with Jay I remember the chorus always.

Stills needs to drive up blaring Illmatic for the rest of the season right?

So I have a story.  A local gas station had sketchy ass dick pills for ages but one day brought in the topper.  Something from Thailand called STREE OVERLORD that had an incredibly graphic illustration of Ryu fucking Chun Li.  Like, it took pains to show his dick and balls in mid penetration.  Graphic.  So I tried to…

It does have to be said that the Texans are worse than just a first round exit.  They get fucking stomped every year by teams that should in fact be first round exits themselves.  Every fucking year I feel like I turn on the TV wild-card weekend to see them down 20-0 at halftime against Andy Dalton or some shit.  

I live around Bowie so I’m actually more familiar with the Baysox roster

so is he the point guard? I’m just guessing because he might be the shortest power forward on a roster that seems to be entirely power forward

They play the game the different tho. CP3 is probably going to age like a deluxe Andre Miller but once Russ has anything happens that curbs his athleticism, hes going to get gone in a hurry.

I’m so glad the Dutch have progressed to the point that women now have an opportunity to engage in the most Dutch of traditions;  Losing in the World Cup final 

but is Rosenthal worth peanuts?

Holy shit you are a real doctor?!  

Damn shame.  Nothing more fun in sports than seeing a guy who looks like us common slobs succeeding amongst the lighting fast supermen