yeah Mrs. Thames was keeping score and knows it was all on Yelich

I know that Georgia (The country obviously) tried something like that to combat endemic corruption and what were basically protection rackets.  Turns out things went way better during the period in which the old order of cops were either being retrained or fired 

Ok so Im stealing that image

when it comes to modesty, we’re the greatest 

Hes a big center with a serious history of injuries and a reputation for wrecking a locker room.  This is the first time I genuinely want the Wizards to pursue the shit out of someone like that

And he wasn’t even the biggest waste of money on a broken down center!  Mahinmi got paid in actual U.S legal tender last season and I don’t know how!

C’mon Albert how are we going to trade for pointless rental players without stockpiling hypothetical late 2nd round picks?

Edit:  Its also been pretty enlightening that Grunfeld being gone doesn’t seem to have changed anything.  At least we didn’t go through another KD2DC joke

Oh thank god the last 2 minutes of each half always go by way too quickly 

We aren’t even making the little shits brush their teeth?  Tough approach NEEDED 

I understand how frustrating that must be but honestly I’m kind of jealous.  Aside from Mike Mussina who left when I was like 8 years old, the best Oriole starting pitchers of my lifetime were of a couple of very good Erik Bedard years and some above average Chris Tillman.  We never even got an R.A Dickey type of…

Man I’m glad deadspin doesn’t write about how putrid my Orioles are this frequently 

they are willing to make an exception if those four supreme court catholics finally bring back scarlet letter style slut shaming for women who get abortions 

just a reminder that we cannot allow any members of the current administration any opportunity to rehab their image into “elder statesman” or something

I agree with the part about Kyrie being toxic but its not like Russell didn’t have some issues with team chemistry.  I know he might have grown and matured since his rookie year but I don’t know how I’d feel being teammates with the guy after what he did to Nick Young.  I think its probably easier to look at him as a…

And he has more sturdy bones than any of the pitchers 

Speedy Claxton and Greg Ostertag

I was gonna joke about the Lakers just drawing names from the Chinese all star game out of a hat.  

Dame is what stupid people think Kyrie is 

If any team had blown a 3-1 lead, I think I’d have heard about it 

I mean he made clutch game winning shots in a playoff series for the Wizards.  It wasn’t like he was New York Met Willie Mays