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A president resigning because he didn’t have the heart to fire someone who was gone anyway?  I hope this starts a trend

A president resigning because he didn’t have the heart to fire someone who was gone anyway?  I hope this starts a trend

oh Weber was magnificent, I think his career was winding down by the time the three mentioned were peaking. And there were a ton of Hall of Very Good types with sneaky impressive resumes. Jermaine O’Neal was a monster for about half a decade, ‘Sheed was underrated and it speaks volumes that a guy who once averaged one

Johan Cruijff is probably the best European footballer of all time and while nominally the manager, he basically built the foundation and culture of Barcelona.  

Between him, Garnett, and Duncan we have been so damn spoiled for power forwards

Yeah so this is definitely going to be the highlight of the O’s season

Sure they need a better Goalie but I think Trotz showed this year just how much difference an elite coach can make.  It helps that Florida has a stud like Barkov and some decent pieces.  

Accurate representation of what would go down if someone forced Zo to go to Cincinnati 

Oooof I just read up on his last years and it sounds like his brain was pretty gone.  

“Those 300 pounds of chiseled granite don’t even fight for real.  Like those pussies will step to THIS” 

The tag team not being in was what surprised me.  I don’t think anyone was campaigning particularly hard for Neidhart to go in for solo work.  

White guys in Rasta caps (especially the ones with fake dreadlocks) should be locked up
Also, the fucking Hart Foundation hadn’t been inducted until this year?!  What?

I like that in every Tuberville story I learn about a different college he formerly coached at.

quit doing such libtard you blue lives warrior 

4 Years on and this is somehow infinitely funnier 

I read that as “What the fuck is wrong with these Grays”  and it makes just as much sense 

Wise Man : A good coach can even be a father figure
Tyler Summit:  I fuckin love George Michael 

My change:  Make it a requirement that celebrations last a minimum of two minutes, demonstrate some level of choreography, and are at the very least vaguely sexual

My change:  Make it a requirement that celebrations last a minimum of two minutes, demonstrate some level of choreography, and are at the very least vaguely sexual

Used to be only revenue generators could get away with this.  Three cheers for progress?