Its nice to know there are barbers out there who still understand when you go in and request “The Manu” 

Never him but every team has at least 3 of his uncles 

This is depressing but in my view the best to do is keep playing him.  He is notoriously streaky and the small chance that he gets hot and we can flip him to some contender seeking a left handed power bat.  The farm system is putrid and I don’t think hes blocking anyone.  Still it hurts to watch this because magical…

“If I was a racist, would I have so many unpaid black laborers?”

This is a pretty weak region. Just pencil Ecclesiastical Denzel in for the final four

Kingston is the most fun black wrestler since Akeem the African Dream

Does Connor really have any reason to believe that he isn’t going to get mauled and choked out again?

EBONY AND IVORRRRRRRY 

Imagine if they ignored that talent of African origin and instead brought someone like Gilardino to get eliminated by Slovakia. Or New Zealand. Especially if that talent had been starting consistently all across the forward line of the team that won the Champions league.  I understand he was insane but good God did…

“and he made Dan Uggla look silly!”

they were better when they stuck to ripping off Radiohead

Man its a good thing Italy didn’t potentially derail the career of its last great talent of African origin. And Juve wouldn’t have any experience with monkey noises being directed at said teen phenom.  They’d probably have learned something from that situation 

Geno is terrified of the day someone can accept a comped sandwich 

This is like the pot calling the kettle a bitch ass motherfucker

Its good to know Louie Gohmert is consistent in his support for the rights of women.  How gross would it be if people like him only claimed to care about oppressed groups when it made a case to oppress a different group?  He’d never be taken seriously again!

Its good to know Louie Gohmert is consistent in his support for the rights of women.  How gross would it be if people like him only claimed to care about oppressed groups when it made a case to oppress a different group?  He’d never be taken seriously again!

If he was drafted by the Mets I think he’d be dead 

Mike Martz at the very least was a stellar offensive coordinator which makes him infinitely more qualified than other AAF coaches.  I’d go with Al Groh or someone like that.  Pretty much any Jet coach works 

ODB is our point guard.  I fail to see the problem 

Oh I’m sane enough that I support the Ravens and *sigh* Orioles.  So the Washington Football team can fuck right off