It's like the women are getting sloppy thirds, 25 years later.

It's amazing how some women make such a big deal over TV shows and movies, when real hardcore crap is going down with women all over the world. It's just a movie. It's sad.

"She may be the First Lady of the United States, but I'm the First Lady of Fashion."

Oh my God, what a sensitive little baby you are! You can't take a couple of digs? You dismissed my comments that were totally innocuous and joking. You're the perfect example of dishing crap out (about a whole city, no less) and not being able to take it. You think you're such a big bad boy with your access to a blog…

The author of this article is a jagoff.

I figured.

Where are you from in Pittsburgh? Are you a native?

Haha, I don't blame you! Also, extra sympathy points!

Just so you know, a fractured bone is a broken bone. They're the same thing. Fracture is the medical term, and there are varying degrees of severity. You got a broken bone, girl! Get better! :)

Putcha hands in the air air air

Starring this article just for the GIF!

Marjorie Main!!!

Up until a few years ago, I had no idea she played the role of the brassy bar lady in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. I was so surprised!

Great decision! My mom still has the copy somewhere in her house, and I want it!

One of my favorites that I will always love is the Live And More album cover! I used to look at this in complete amazement when I was a kid. I thought she was from another world!

I know! Hot stuff!

They should change their name to the Washington Jezebels.

In the second pic especially, she looks like Vanessa Williams! And in some of these other pictures. Must be the '90s makeup/styling. Weird.

Why, are you jelly?