That's sad. Your comment made me cry harder than Derek Jeter does getting his ass eaten.

If she is so concerned with how her thighs look, all she had to do was wear a wrap....

This whole story makes me so emotional.

It's not right, but it's okay.

It's their job.

Why do the women in the illustration for this article have brown skin? What are you tryin' to say, Jezebel?!?? :O

Why do the women in the illustration for this article have brown skin? What are you tryin' to say, Jezebel?!?? :O

Oh my God, I totally forgot about "Porsche Girl." Good Lord.

Violet, honey, would you come over here for a second?