Seriously. “Every inch of Peter Parker’s body had to be given meticulous attention.” Yeah except for that Ken doll ass bulge.

Looks more like a reference to egyption busts than black hair to be honest. I don’t understand people who wanna die on this hill. It’s just hair. Let people do what they want with it. 

Agreed. There’s nothing “crystal” or expensive looking about this. It looks like a plastic 3D printed gameboy case. 

I would 100% be best friends with and do weird shit with Avery.

Is this, like, a parody of a Kotaku article?

Probably the last great traditional JRPG. It’s a shame they don’t make em like this anymore. I find RPGs recently to have gameplay that’s needlessly too complex (cough cough Xenoblade) while having stories that are cringey and cliche. Where did all the good writers go?

Really? Alan Watts quotes for your xbox commercial? Specifically a deeply profound Alan Watts quote detailing the nature of human existence and how we are essentially gods living a dream? Fuck right off Microsoft. 

Nier is one of the finest soundtracks. 

I’ve played this a lot and really enjoy it but I feel like I’ve hit a point where the stress/fun ratio is leaning more towards stress. The game expects you to do crazy things with your bike before actually giving you bikes capable of these things. And collision detection is really sensitive. Brushing against rocks or…

This is out!? I was looking forward to this. Neat. 

When someone describes a game’s combat as “simple” then I know I will love it. I am a dumb dumb who enjoys basic ass combat. 

OMG I’m a fan of Discovery and this still made me laugh. 

I assume this is gonna be one of those “hold down the button while the game plays itself sort of things”. I want to know why they keep making these, but a better question would be why do people keep playing them and spending money on them?

Harvest Moon what have they done to you?

Wow the new Extreme G looks really good. 

Does anyone else remember twenty years ago when Game Informer was actually weird and interesting, before it got bought out by Gamestop and every cover story became whatever AAA title paid them the most? I miss those days.

Something about a multibillion dollar property plus crowdfunding makes my skin crawl. 

Super weird that Rahxephon isn’t mentioned in this list. Not only does it clone much of Evangelion’s characters and concepts, but actually does it well and adds some philosophy and artistic flair.

Ok but why is he posting mediocre fan art of 2B without context in the first place? Or is this some kind of rich person thing I don’t understand?

Can someone tell me why this is a thing you’d want to do? I assume you have to stay in close range of your PS4, so why not just use the PS4?