I’m a huge fan of DOA, including the volleyball games, and I’m a gay man. The whole boobs thing is literally a non issue. It’s no worse than soul calibur or tekken these days. I don’t know why everyone is obsessed with it.

Honestly if you go into the options and switch the priority from “framerate” to “graphics” mode it makes a huge difference. 

This is the best fighting game I’ve played in years. DOA gameplay is silky smooth and the new mechanics fit like a glove. And I’m so happy they didn’t neglect story mode. Though I must say... King of Fighters 2006 was doing the quest mode thing back in, well, 2006. And no one cared to mention it then. 

Is there like a video or podcast version of this or...?

What a strange review. 

Which one has latency? The ipad or ipad pro? I hate latency. 

I agree with all of it, except Lindt truffles are bad. They are dry and tasteless. 

I agree with all of it, except Lindt truffles are bad. They are dry and tasteless. 

Is this satire?

It cuts right before Letterman says "It's like being on Willy Nelson's bus".