That happened with an episode of New Girl I once watched—for whatever reason the audio descriptions were turned on automatically. I had figured they were just going for a different concept.

Yeah, the kid flew with a jet pack. A jet pack!

Next year's birthday cake theme is a poop emoji.

There's an emoji that looks like poop.

The former.

"Marry me!"

Hey, Vallerian got our embassy workers home safe from Iran, so I'm all for it.

If you ever go to the World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta, they have a short movie that begins the tour. It has very little to do with soda and instead just shows people being incredibly happy and doing incredibly happy things (proposing, birth announcements, reuniting kids with their father stationed overseas, etc.) I…

Just because I have nowhere else to say it and this place makes as much sense as anywhere else:

It does work for confirmation bias.

About a year ago, my daughter had to make a fake movie poster for class and I swear to God she did one for something called "The Emoji Movie."

Rumor is the next Grown Ups movie will be all emojis.

Wait, that was the Seth Rogan as a Hotdog movie, right?

Okay, I'm going to play ignorant here…..why is the D+ worse than the D-?

They needed to try harder.

I could have predicted the D the moment I heard they were making a movie about emojis.

People are claiming the letter is fake because based on its grammar and spelling, it seems to be written by someone far younger than 9 years old.

The Trump Foundation.

"Now, now, Pickle….it's time to come in for dinner!", said Pickle's mom…..Meredith McIver.

I have a feeling that Dylan/Pickle was actually that kid from the Nationwide Insurance Commercial from the Super Bowl in 2015 who bummed everyone out by announcing at the end of the commercial that he drowned to death in the bathtub.