And may find themselves having the urge to run for mayor of Baltimore.

Ironically and quite cruelly, they don't actually serve pie.

I'm expecting to show up with The Saviors in the next season of The Walking Dead.

So Dragons are the big, bad nearly unstoppable weapon of the day, basically akin to today's nuclear weapons, and the only way to defeat them is…..arrows?

That can be done during bathroom breaks while watching the movie Cloud Atlas.

And let's not forget the porn remake, Jupiter Coming.

I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure the only reason this movie was actually made was to get US Embassy workers out of Iran.

Maybe if you turn Netflix off and back on again, it will come back.

Cloud Atlas?

Nah, Scatman could certainly scat, man.

The ocarina solo in The Troggs' "Wild Thing."

There's nothing intrinsically wrong with Texas barbecue. But there's nothing intrinsically right about it, either.

I have your back, sir.

South Carolina mustard based sauce is the absolute bomb. All other barbecue lags in comparison, at least in my humble opinion.

This sounds like a job for Doc Hopper!

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I don't care about Young Chewebacca.

Jim creeps up silently behind Trump and whispers in his ear, "Ain't no blade gonna protect you from the tru-tru!"

Well, thoughts, involuntary impulses of the nervous system, potato, potahto.

Exhibit A as to the dangers of screenwriting while also doing lines of cocaine.