Never a huge Friends fan, but I am a fan of that one particular joke.

I'm beginning to think that Donald Trump Jr. is actually none other than Kevin Rayburn from Bloodline.

I had the misfortune of seeing her on CNN this morning.

They said the same thing about Chewbacca Mom, and look where that ended up!

I always assumed her actual husband was a secret serial killer and was burning in hell instead. In the end, it all worked out perfectly.

Velma was already dating Detective Marco Diaz at the time. Until her brother Kevin fucked things up again.

Please get off my lawn now, Snapchat.

I mean it didn't stop Greg and Marcia Brady, right?

That would actually be quite awesome.

On a related note, are there any movies where you are surprised that the writers didn't attempt to create a romance between two major characters? (That doesn't mean you think the movie would have been well-served by it, mind you, and perhaps the movie was correct in not coupling the characters in the end.)

Seinfeld, yes. They were written to be horrible.

You know that just has to explain why Segal is such up Putin's ass.

But she had a heart of gold!

To be honest, if Titanic had dispensed of the entire Jack-Rose storyline (complete with Mr. One Dimensional bad guy Cal) and just focused on the fucking boat sinking, it would have saved us all an hour of our time. Plus the movie probably would have still won the Best Picture Oscar but actually might have deserved it.

Yeah, but he'll probably die 20 years before she does, so she'll get a reprieve at the end.

I found the romantic couplings in Friends—Rachel and Ross, Monica and Chandler—cloying and forced, but then again, I found most of Friends to be cloying and forced in general, spare for a few good jokes here and there ("moo point.")

Institutionalized and alone versus married to Adam Sandler's perpetual manchild character?

And yet somehow the Patrick Dempsey character seemed absolutely cool with being left at the altar and most likely being left on the hook for a huge bill for the wedding and reception and such. I no get.

Yeah, but what else excuse would there be for them to fly off in Greased Lightning at the very end? Huh?

I absolutely hated the Sebastian and Annette characters in the movie Cruel Intentions (yes I know it was actually a take off on Dangerous Liasons but I'm going to focus on the shitty 1999 movie for now), felt there was zero chemistry between the two despite it being forced upon us, and actively cheered after Sebastian…