This is actually relevant to my interests. I had no idea about this. I’m not a smoker, but the handful of times I’ve done it I’ve either been too in my own head or paranoid to enjoy it or I felt really relaxed and happy. Since it is illegal where I am (except now you can get it prescribed for very specific…

I was around in the 80's and we never even saw Deloreans then.

This is the best song about North Korea since the number #1 song in the DPRK for 260 weeks running titled “Kim Jong-un is the best. He’s the best. He’s the sun in our sky. He’s amazing. Please don’t kill me, amazing one. Because he’s the best. Kim Jong-un is wonderful at everything. Because he’s the best. He’s the…

“Look how chill and laid back I am in my sporty baseball cap and my rugged flannel. And, and, my...my false eyelashes. I’m just like you!”

I’m not silencing you, I’m insulting you. Get it right.

What the fuck is your skin in the deal? Your shit-brained self isn’t even getting your GED, let alone into these schools.

I had to stop watching (a long time ago) for this reason. Can’t wait for all the kids’ tell-all books...

That’s acceptable then 😉 I could see her doing some dark stand up in her future if she is able to do those dead eye bored blank stares on command. Would watch!

Oh, I definitely don’t want poor Vivi to be pushed back on stage. I just want to see her as a flat-affect foil to her ridiculously ebullient mother. I hope as she’s hitting her pre-teen years she is figuring out how to talk back and roll her eyes. And maybe beginning to consider a career as performance artist with a…

Yes, Abby is absolutely a terrible person, but I think those Moms are 1,000 times worse for letting her treat their children that way.

I want that Candy Apples lady back solely for her daughter. I’d watch a show that was just her deadpanning responses to her overly-chirpy mother.

It’s the kids fault they just have to follow one simple rule

I like fruitcake. No one else I know does...

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

Who would’ve thought the 3 am boat crash in Miami would involve drugs and alcohol

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

JoePa looked like the other way while children were being raped. In every part of the country other than a backwater college town in the middle of Pennsylvania, he’s viewed as a fraud, a vile monster whose death allowed him to avoid punishment.

Uh, yes, McQuery and Paterno absolutely should have reported a case of suspected child abuse to the proper authorities, and not just to two fuckwits in the PSU chain of command. Because that’s what a human being actually concerned about protecting a kid should do. Instead, all of them simply wanted to CYA, which is…

Meanwhile, a good-sized chunk of Nitter fans and alumni are carrying on as if nothing ever happened. They don’t seem to realize that the PSU logo looks like the new Scarlet Letter to the rest of the country.