I remember as a kid in the early days of ESPN (when I thought it was pronounced Espen) seeing polo,European rally car racing and miniature golf tournaments. It was bonkers.

Sorry, but I just don’t care if a murderer suffers while he finally gets his life taken because he MURDERED SOMEONE!

I’m the father of a soon to be 13 year old daughter and I’m equally terrified. And sad. So many feelings.

Also, lets not forget that old Paul knows that it’s no fun being an illegal alien...not to mention how hard it must be to hail an ABACAB in that situation.

Freakshow is far and away the worst AHS season EXCEPT for the Dandy Mott storyline. You can fast forward through all the other junk and only watch his arc and be completely satisfied. Finn Whitrock was the only thing good about that season. Just my opinion.

Jim Belushi? Celebrity? This article is obviously fake.

Also, straws. Lots and lots of straws in his kitchen cabinet. Hidden away where no one can see.

Straws are a helluva drug

Wow, what a douche. Actually, he’s so douchey he may have just retroactively pioneered the act of being a douche. Congrats.

Another video game doofus checking in. My favorite game years ago was Carmageddon on an old Mac and more recently whatever Mario game my 10 year old was playing on the Wii. This sounds like something I want to get into after reading this and I like the LOTR suggestion. Any problem with the Slim playing the new Star…

“Strange things are afoot at the Rio Circle K.”

I know sexual assault happens on every campus, but I’m thinking about my daughter going away to college in a few years and I’d feel a hell of a lot better if she went somewhere with no football program. I know that’s not the most well thought out plan, but as a dad I’m just telling the truth.

Just did this with an everything bagel, shaved ham and smoked gouda. Absolutely F’ing delicious! Thank you for this. You’ve elevated my grilled cheese game infinitely.

Mmm, diarrhea paninis. Can’t wait to make these for dinner tonight and see what the family thinks.

“Matt Harvey’s Wee-Wee Hurts Because He Didn’t Do Enough Tinkles”

Agreed. Pompous, arrogant, combative, rude, a complete jerk to teammates, managers and fans alike. That's good for baseball? That's not good for anybody, baseball included.

I was pre-loading a workout with a scoop of creatine dissolved in warm water (it was suggested by a meathead bro who is huge so I figured he knew of what he spoke). It tasted like warm Tang and made my lips tingle about 10 minutes after consuming it. I felt like I did have a noticeable extra boost towards the middle…

Faces of Meth: Canine addition.

Now this has gone too far. Are you honestly going to tell me you believe that athletes don’t go to classes and are there only to play football? I can’t believe it. That would make a mockery of the scholarship system and make fools of all those students who actually have to pay for their own room, board and books.…

I read stories like this and in the forefront of my mind I can’t help but fear for my daughter when she goes off to college and I'm being totally serious. It scares me. A lot.