I came here for the headline. I stayed for the opinion. I can’t stand pro football because it seems boring and is played by a bunch of spoiled millionaires, which by the way was painfully evident by that snoozer of a “Super” Bowl. I much prefer college football because the guys playing are striving to either have one…

He didn't do himself any favors coming out looking like hungover Euro trash.

What the article failed to mention was that Hanson majored in Drug Ring Operations with a minor in Internet Gambling Logistics at USC. It’s part of the Criminal Studies Program that all football players take there. Trojans...am I right?

This family has some issues to say the least. Maybe he didn’t want to be the only Jones brother with a drug problem, but at least he didn’t hit a pregnant lady with his car, break her arm and flee from the scene...or did he?

“Pihweeel!”

She must have been cheating on you with me then because I saw her first! Back in the EARLY days of Nickelodeon when it showed crappy Canadian Sesame Street rip offs in the morning (Pinwheel, anyone?)and more Canadian kids shows later in the day (the finest being You Can’t Do That On Television) I used to watch her on…

Maybe Sark was supposed to pick him up and he was delayed...by a bottle of Patron Silver.

I’ve been going to Vegas at least once a year (sometimes more, sometimes less) for 25 years. My grandmother would go with her work friends once a year and always bring me back a small plastic slot machine that I would carry around with me everywhere until I inevitably pulled the small plastic handle and it finally…

Maybe Sark and Billy Manziel can team up in the CFL. Sark can teach Billy about taking shots of Patron Silver and Billy can teach Sark how to properly roll up a dollar bill in a bathroom.

They eat Vegemite. Anything, even melon rind, is an upgrade. F’ing Weirdos.

I was going to say maybe he read the teleprompter wrong, but...your comment was much better.

I think I read somewhere that prolonged cocaine abuse can cause brain damage, so...yeah.

I especially like how those leather pants had pockets. I don't think there was enough room to even slide a credit card into those babies.

Too bad the kid didn’t turn around and blast that fool in the grill. Then he would have added the capper to his day...and ours. I also liked the quick shot of his parents taking a selfie in the stands and his old man making the duck lips. Fascinating stuff going on here tonight on and off the field.

Interestingly enough I just broke out the original VHS tapes this weekend so my wife and I could show our daughter the untouched original trilogy. I can’t and won’t show her any of that fuckery that was re-released later on. I’m all for this project!

I used to read T.J. all the time and never saw anything wrong with his writing. Sure, sometimes it was cliched, but he more than made up for it by calling out all the jock douchebags as just that...jock douchebags. He made the athletes in L.A. angry because he wouldn’t kowtow to them or the organizations they worked…

Or a meal you’d see Andrew Zimmern eating on that awful show of his

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I have a bag of rinds in the freezer I've been saving for soup, but I'm gonna have to liberate a few and give this tip a try.

Judging by the pictures it looks like he traded in his hair gel for steroids.