Yes, yes, yes! So glad somebody else got the spirit of this. Unfortunately I think there’s no parody involved in this one, Jim Anchower or otherwise, sadly...just pure whiskey tango in all its’ brilliance (?)

“...I come sliding in and start getting it. I was doing all the moves you always wanted to try but are too embarrassed to.”

Fuck soup! Soup is just flavored water, it’s not a meal. Anybody who tells you differently is a goddamned liar.

Once a head locking, stair dragging,teeth knocking out, woman abusing scumbag always a head locking, stair dragging, teeth knocking out, woman abusing scumbag.

Coven was just ok, but Freakshow SUCKED! HARD! I’ve never watched a show in 15 minutes before, but because I DVR’d that piece of shit there’s a first time for everything. The only, and I mean only thing that even made me finish the season was the Dandy Mott storyline. That character was beautifully (and disturbingly)…

Only if the HB cops get to provide security so they can test out their “crowd control” tactics, too.

About 3 seasons ago this old douche walked into the WOMEN’S room at Dodger Stadium while my wife and daughter were in there looking for his wife. All of the women in the restroom (There was a line for chrissakes) were annoyed as hell. He didn’t think twice about it. Also, one of the snotty little brats he claims are…

Thanks for this. I'm in the process of looking for a new truck and was just reminding myself the other day that I needed to do a search on Jalopnik to see what I could come up with. Now it's going to be in one handy place. Awesome.

SoSM-Thanks for that. I've grown tired of the same old red wine pot roast recipe I've been using for ages (as has the family) so the addition of a nice stout will be included in the next pot roast I make. Plus the leftovers from the 4-pack won't be wasted which is a nice bonus.

I've never been a fan of IPA's because I've never been a fan of hops. Just not the flavor profile I'm looking for and bitter is not better for me. I love a nice crisp pilsner on a blazing summer afternoon, don't get me wrong, just not so hoppified that my face is imploding. A stout on the other hand, that's a thing of…

Not a fan of the prequels, but I saw the relationship between Palpatine and Anakin as one of hope for Palpatine. He had this "toy" with unlimited potential and almost infinite power if he could focus it. That was why he was working Anakin so much to get him to be his own. After the fight with Obi-wan, Anakin was…

er, um, I meant Drew. I think Rob was the guy in the mirror. That's why I got confused.

I get it, Rob. There's a guy that lives in my mirror and he's a total asshole. I applaud your bravery.

To be fair, that deer was reaching for something in its belt when they decided to tase it.