money is more important.

I’m curious why Subway didn’t part ways with Fogle upon getting multiple complaints about his behaviours. Seem obvious, no?

I definitely deserve to burn in hell for this one.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

this is the real story here folks

We dumb. We needz dat eksplaned.

Ha ha, a bass player putting down a drummer!

Sounds like he missed a unique opportunity to punch a Beatle in the dick.

Understandable. To be honest, McCartney does seem to have an invisible touch. I mean, take a look at him now, and it’s clear how we could be living in a land of confusion where Philly, Philly could lose his number.

(To be clear, Collins is saying “You fuck” as in, “You are a fuck.” Not as in, “You fornicate.”)

He also appears in Bud ads, which is probably not something a recovering alcoholic should be doing.

“I wasn’t an alcoholic, but I was doing it too much.”

If he doesn’t believe in Xenu then he’ll never cross the Bridge to Total Freedom. They don’t like their participants to waffle on the bridge, they need to make money after all.

Yeah but you still have to believe in Xenu in order to buy into all the ‘technology’, so sorry but you’re still a fucking lunatic.

Poor girl. She’s gonna get Lohan’d if no one is careful with her.

Same. All sorts of red flags...

This left me feeling gross. She’s a kid for fucks sake. She shouldn’t be saving her family from bankruptcy.