Confederate flag everything exists. Literally everything. But, hey, let’s all get mad about Beyonce paying tribute at the superbowl to the black panthers. Because no musician has ever worn an outfit covered in confederate flags.

but you know, she wasn’t wearing them to antagonize black women...IT’S ABOUT HERITAGE!

I hope she poops her pants in public very soon.

woman with the Confederate flag earrings

That woman with the earrings can go straight to hell.

I would never imply that James Woods is a cocaine addict. I’d simply allow others to observe his behavior and decide for themselves.

One cannot dispute that he is a ridiculous scum clown-boy, though.

How about: idiot, asshat, clownboy with serious issues who needs to go the fuck away? This dude needs professional help.

BREAKING: Old man feels dizzy!

When they are the AD at USC, yes. You or me? Hell no.

That’s what you get for drinking out of Sark’s old “water” bottles.

Maybe he was shocked by the low low price of the simple-but-powerful Hoover Cyclonic Stick Vacuum.

They send a ladder truck fire engine when a dude is feeling light-headed?

Based on how he’s run the athletic program, I just assumed “lightheaded” was his normal state...

This is what happens when you drink too much Coors Light!

Whenever I’m “let go” by a company, I always fake a heart attack in the lobby. Fools ‘em every time and buys me another couple months’ pay.

Katie Nolan is horrendous

I mean, his outfit with open collar and sunglasses is really all you need to know about this particular occasion for being booed.

I booed him for not wearing a tie and leaving the top 3 buttons of his shirt open.

I bet Marlee Matlin appreciated all the booing.