Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

Remember the Grammy’s years ago when the opera singer had to cancel last minute and they asked Aretha to sing her aria? That woman looked at the music and sang the thing technically better than the opera singer with very little, if any rehearsal.

I think I speak for all fellow UCLA Bruins in saying, “Goddammit”

Can we all agree that “Anti-Aging” clinics are just a fresh way to get designer drugs? I mean looking back at it all now, between the Balco, that MLB report that had all the dopers names, that shady Florida clinic that A-Rod went to (Go Yanks), and now this. The common denominator is sleazy anti-aging or health…

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Who do I blame for that atrocious spelling of ‘Johnathan’? His parents or the cop?

I was all set to make a joke until I got to the threats to kill her and himself.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

He finally threw something that connected

OK, number one, why does a grown man need someone to take him back and forth from the bathroom?

His info still needs to be listed for the victims, just like any other criminal. I would also be interested to know how they decide who gets this hidden treatment.

Yeah, I’d be curious as to whether or not other former police get similar treatment due to them being at a high risk of assault from inmates.

I expect we’ll hear an apology from him tomorrow. It’ll be Tuesdays with sorry.

“I always knew that guy would turn out to be a dick. I just never figured he'd be a real raging boner of a dick."—Morrie's ghost

Say what you will about USC, but they do churn our successful graduates. I mean, if he'd gone to UCLA, he would have only been able to build a regional drug ring, not an international one.

You can’t spell “international drug syndicate” without USC!

“On or about November 17, 2014, Giovanni Brandolino, acting at Owen Hanson’s direction, sent 5 grams of cocaine and 15 capsules of ecstasy from Orange, California to a professional football player who was then located in Nashville, Tennessee.”

So THAT’S what LenDale White has been up to...

It’ll be interesting to see how Pete Carroll reacts to this scandal before he links it to 9/11.

Typical Trojan, riding the white horse.