They sounds like they would make for a great crouton on either a Caesar Salad or on top of soup.

My sentiments exactly. I also, of course, have a fresh wedge of parmesan that could be liberated from its rind if these are as good as they sound.

I’ve heard the word leftover before, just never heard it applied to anything that also contained the word parmesan.

You don’t see many people with that name anymore. Clay has definitely jumped the Sark.

Please stop. You need to seek help. You’re kiln yourself.

No sir it is not a violation of his rights. He may be fired for any reason at any time. It just so happens that the reason in this case is conduct detrimental to the university.

+1 drowning nephew

USC in flames is some pretty innovative cross-promotional advertising on ESPN’s part for 30 for 30’s “Trojan War” tomorrow night.

I know this is Deadspin, but Steve’s plight doesn’t deserve the expected Sarkasiam.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

Well, colour me surprised.

This reads like someone asked him how he felt about American Idol ending.

His brother had the same bullshit attitude towards people as well. And he was elected to 2 terms. I don’t think that this statement will make or break anything. He’s got a silver spoon in his mouth. The fact that he pulled it out of his ass beforehand means nothing.

I feel like these two would be get along great.

DEAR GOD! He’s been bitten by Shia LaBeouf!

Actors live in such a stupid little bubble, it’s pathetic. The fact that they think their lives are so hard and have no idea what normal people go through, and still have the balls to play victim publicly is embarrassing. They are so disconnected from the rest of the world. Yes, your life is so hard Andrew, playing…

My friends and I have talked about how we all have contingency plans in our heads if this were to happen in our schools or workplaces.

You know when proper gun laws will be put into place? When someone goes into congress and shoots half of them, while they’re in session. That’s unfortunately the only time these fuckers will care to do anything, is when their lives are under threat and they need to ensure it never happen again.