Can we stop for a second and talk about how I thought that was a plastic doll hand for a minute. Am I the only one that sees it?

Also managed to escape an agreement to coach the Knicks.

Same here. I have long ago canceled all of those men. I was never an R Kelly anything because I thought his music was so basic - that’s not even taking into account the lyrics.

Hey! How dare you sully the name of Trump with your hatred and FAKE NEWS! Those women never spanked him because they liked him. They spanked him because he PAID THEM!

“No one had ever seen the Oval Office!” the current president claimed during a recent meeting with business executives,

Re: Foam Latte

His only skill is as a con man.  And he’s not even a good con man.  He’s an embarrassment to the snake oil salesmen of the 1800's.  The fact that he successfully duped 6.2 million people says more about humanity as a whole than it says about his capability.

Holy SHIT they’re fucking nuts.

There are no black teachers.  It says that in the letter.

I was under the impression that Adam doesn’t have any black colleagues.

Whenever I roam through my town calling out, “Bonjour, bonjour!” the locals always whisper amongst themselves about how strange I am. Actually, rather than whispering, they do a whole song about it? What can I do about this?

This shutdown timing sucks.

Look at the toll it’s already taking on the air traffic controllers:

I feel so bad for Blake Griffin for getting dealt to this team.

Eh, Ford’s discontinuing the Focus so Griff should stick to shilling for Kia.

Looks like Harden pulled Hardaway into him to prevent him switching to defend Gordon. Still, Trier should’ve stayed left of (and crossed behind) Hardaway instead of crossing behind Harden.

The guy beat Rihanna senseless when this woman was 14. She may not even be that familiar with who he is and thought he was just some random baller in the club. It is never anybody’s fault in any way shape or form for being raped or abused and I will also have sympathy for those that are.

moar like obscureshakespearereference amirite

Noah's got to work on his arc. 

“thus with a kiss off the glass, I die”