It’s sad that this doesn’t even qualify as parody anymore; I could absolutely see him saying this if, say, someone questioned him about what it was like raising Barron. The only tipoff would be that he probably never stayed around Barron long enough to see him cry.

I’m starting to feel like I’m the only person I know who’s, like, I dunno...okay with dating in DC? A lot of my friends and acquaintances would agree with you, though.

Side note: Bobby V doin’ WHAT now?? Trying to claim a title when he can’t even claim his stage name?

Came here to say exactly this: Harden definitely pulled him.

There’s already a backstory to the first scene in the movie:

It’s the joke that never gets old, a decade and hundreds of references later!

If you didn’t laugh at the reaction Okoye gave at the beginning when T’Challa says “No need Okoye, I can handle this alone”, then there might have been a lot of humor you missed.

Buried in the original story is the fact that after 4 hours, they only made it to Aberdeen.

Not really.

Anyone who thinks WMATA has “finally got it” because of SafeTrack has no concept of the Metro passenger experience.

Can confirm.

The author mentioned the YMCA National Capital: as a Washington transplant I can confirm that it was *not* the whitest court ever—it was typically populated by high school kids and adults who are usually adulting off the court.