“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.

The worst thing is how many likes? Not stories or the non chronological display?

You can depict Jimi Hendrix and his rhythm section!

“True, so true, you won’t beat me at a tantrum, I have the best tantrums, yuge tantrums, just the best. Believe me, I am like a big toddler, you won’t beat me.”

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

This is insane, especially in DC, where it’s hot as hell and tons of baseball fans bring an extra pair of clothes specifically for the post work game.

These are very good points, but maybe you could look at basketball from a different perspective. Try to step back. Now step back again. Now step back one more time. Now either swish or clank a three, one or the other. It doesn’t matter, because you’re James Harden.

I don’t understand why the mom is so pressed about it. Let the boy express himself and be jolly!

I used to be an instagramer like you,

and they should have won back to back again, in 2005, if Sheed doen’t drop off Horry on the final play of the game 5. 

It already seems like he's been around forever so I don't exactly blame you

I am truly astonished that you got through the 90s without ever once hearing of or noticing Magic Eye things.  That’s genuinely odd.

34-year-old center Andrew Bogut

His emotions were quickly steered downhill.

Trump projects a lot. Generally an insult he throws at someone else is something he is insecure about himself. This is why I genuinely believe that he is/has been blackmailed by someone within the Russian mob. Because for a while he was haranguing Clinton about that during the campaign and the man just isn’t very…

This is exactly what spoiled children do: they hold their breath, turn red (Did you see that asshole Meadows’ face??), pout, and finally cry, all while demanding that you make them feel better for the problem they caused.

Lmao you’re a disaster of a person. 

No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

Going rouge